Tag: humor
group name: archive2007
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May 12, 2007 12:53 PM EDT --
Most people who've read anything I post here know that I write on other sites, including an offhand idea that grew into a real phenomenon, The Best Of Everything ("Our opinions are righter than . . .
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May 16, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
I was tagged by Audrey F. who asked me to write five positive things about myself.
I always see the positive side of things, when faced with the challenges of life (I even . . .
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April 04, 2007 09:41 AM EDT --
I don't want to get hyperbolic, but The Best Of Everything is simply the most phenomenally entertaining site around. Over 15,000 readers in just over a year of existence have enjoyed entries detailing . . .
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April 02, 2007 11:31 AM EDT --
I had a close call with people thinking I was a charity case.
A while back, I took off work to take Sweetie to the doctor for a pregnancy test -- a while being nine months plus 7 weeks plus 2 days as . . .
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August 14, 2007 09:41 PM EDT --
I had one of those "moments" today, the kind where you realize as soon as you finish saying something that it just didn't sound RIGHT.
Since my two youngest children are fairly young, . . .
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May 01, 2007 09:21 PM EDT --
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house out in the country.
The papa mole reached his head out of the hole and said, "Mmmmm, I smell sausage." . . .
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March 08, 2007 12:33 PM EST --
I'll get to that southern accent in a bit, but some there are a couple of other things I feel the need to comment on comment first. First is an apology for not publishing . . .
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February 29, 2008 06:03 PM EST --
You're from Michigan if...
1. You've never met any celebrities.
2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
3. At least 1 member of your family disowns . . .
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April 13, 2007 05:10 PM EDT --
Do you sometimes just wonder about the people around you and how much they really understand of their lives?
A while back, as part of a learning experience for the Oldest Daughter -- one that did not . . .
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August 18, 2007 05:47 PM EDT --
It's pretty much universally known that duct tape can fix or make just about anything, so tell me...
What kinds of crazy things have YOU used duct tape for???
I have duct taped my children's . . .
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July 02, 2007 10:57 PM EDT --
"Tiny Republican Scruples would be an excellent name for a rock band."
While I have, on occasion, borrowed certain of Dave Barry's techniques and phrases (crediting . . .
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September 02, 2007 02:30 PM EDT --
Gamut of the alphabet is a repository
Of illustrious names in an honour roll
For accidental discoveries
Leading to fame and more.
Wise Archimedes, on lowering his mass
In a voluminous bathtub . . .
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April 24, 2007 10:06 AM EDT --
I have a horrible terrible grudge against something that nobody can feel, see, hear, taste, touch or in any way quantify. My pet peeve does not exist.
Some of you might be confused by that . . .
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October 11, 2007 02:50 PM EDT --
Best Candy Ever? My nomination: The humble "Chick-o-Stick." It somehow manages to improve on the Butterfinger, although it would probably be more accurate to say that the Butterfinger tried . . .
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March 25, 2007 07:41 PM EDT --
1. Lived with a 70-year old medicine woman, shape-shifting, Cherokee Indian while Airbrushing T-shirts on the reservation in North Carolina to make enough money to leave New Orleans and attend art school . . .
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August 03, 2007 05:52 PM EDT --
I have a love/hate relationship with inventions. Some I love. Computers, television and Mr. Potato Head are examples. But there are other inventions whose creators I wish . . .
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August 06, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
Thank you God for this day.
I pledge to use it well.
Oh, and God, about last Tuesday — it wasn't my fault. See this guy I know ... well, You know all that.
Wednesday, . . .
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September 20, 2007 05:07 PM EDT --
Is it true? This will be the first time?
Yes. You'll be famous, in an infamous sort of way.
Will it hurt?
Given the nature of the operation I would not expect much pain. You will have . . .
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October 22, 2007 09:04 PM EDT --
Here's a funny video for all you cat people: Wake up call
You'll never sleep with your eyes closed again.
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April 29, 2007 10:40 AM EDT --
We seem to have landed smack in the middle of the Age of History Correction. The DaVinci Code raised questions about Mary Magdalene, the Gospel of Judas questions whether the world's all-time snitch . . .
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